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We have all heard them: Macedonian sayings that make sense to us, but never when translated into another language, especially English.
We at MakLink are compiling a list of these sayings and their translations… feel free in the comments to tell us some of your favorite Macedonian sayings or quotes and their funny translations, and pass this list around to your friends!
Sayings:
Macedonian - English
Majka Sajka - Mother Nail
Majmunot ne igra tamo - The monkey doesn’t play there
Majkati ne ti e tamo - Your mother isn’t in there
Mu gi stega - He’s squeezing them
Vodi racun - Lead your calculations
Mravje vo gashtina - Ants in your pants
Ke ti frknam edna - I’m going to slap you one
Kad ke ti kazem edno! - When I’m going to tell you one!
Machkina kashlitsa - Cat’s cough
Kuce da ti moca - May a dog urinate on you
Da Ti Mocam Od Garamadi - I will piss on you from the roof
Ogan Da Te Izgori - May fire burn you
Gjavol da te izedi - May the devil eat you
Nemam pari sol vo ochi da si turam - I don’t even have money to pour salt in my eyes
Toj sto bara rogovi, ostanuva bez ushi - He who seeks horns, becomes without ears
Rane te izelo - Wounds ate you
Tesko tebe - Heavy you
Pijan kako drvo - Drunk like wood
Selo gori baba se cesla = The village is burning, grandma is combing her hair
Ne se fakja riba so suv gaz - You can’t catch a fish with a dry butt
Ili ke te utepam - Or I’ll kill you
Magare java, magare bara - Donkey ride, donkey look
Ke ti gi razceknam vilicite - I am going to stretch your teeth
Zolckata mia pukna - You busted my appendix
Na babati gakite - Your grandmothers panties
Od trite podolgoto - The longest of the three
Mackite da te jade - May the cats eat you
Uci, Uci, Tikvata Buci - Learn, Learn the Melon makes noise
Odi Mocaj - Go Piss
Mesaj, mesaj, ne se cesaj - Mix, mix, don’t itch yourself
Uf lele majko sho te boli Trajko - Oh mother what hurts you Trajko
Ti dzam ke svitkas - You’re gonna bend glass
Turni go da kinisam - Push me so that I can go
Odi prodavai pufki - Go sell some lint
Krastajce krivi - Bent cucumbers
Kakva brada takov brich - What kind of beard, that kind of razor
Ne se smej ko zelena - Don’t laugh like you are green
Nema voda vo oci - No water in the eyes
Gazot ne znai da si go isbrishi - The ass doesn’t know how to wipe itself
Inaet Magareski - Stubborness like a donkey
Na neroden Petko kapa mu skroile - On unborn Petko a hat is sewn
Dobar konj i pod losho sedalo - Good horse even under a bad saddle
Brat brata ne rani , teshko koj go nema - Brother does not feed his brother but it is hard not having one
Rani kuce da ti laj - Feed the dog so it can bark at you
Ne znam koj pat da go fatam - Don’t know what road to take
Brat za Brat, Crenje za Pari - Brother for Brother, Cheese for Money
Ej babinati - Your grandmother’s
Gaz ti majcin - Your mother’s ass
Papagal ne ti ramno, dosta vise - A parakeet isn’t as flat/straight as you, enough already
Kako macka sto krije gomna, tace i ti - You hide your stuff, like a cat hides its litter
Kuce i matcka se mirisav? - Do a dog & cat smell/sniff each other?
Ut ni eden - You’re an owl
Adult sayings
Od Baba ti Frciloto - From your grandmother’s penis
Picka ti od Majka ti - From your mothers vagina
Ebi veter - Fuck wind
‘Ba si mu spechalo - Fuck his earnings
Da me brichish - Shave me
Da ti ebam plemeto - I’ll fuck your tribe
ke ti gi razceknam vilicite….i am going to stretch your teeth
zolckata mia pukna…..you busted my appendix
na babati gakite…your grandmothers panties
od trite podolgoto…the longest of the three
mackite da te jade….may the cats eat you
Vulco da te repa…may the wolves claw at you
ke go naesh vo na volo rogo…you will find it in the bull’s horn
ne se vodish ni se terash…you can’t be driven nor lead
Adult sayings
Emash ousta somo za lyna da yaesh…you have a mouth only good for eating shit
wow…maybe if some of u learned how to spell in macedonian first it might actually be funny
Toj shto nema um ima nodze . . . He who has no brains has legs.
babati ima gashti?
zimi snegot lanski
da mi go bricish……
stopankinati
tri volovi na oranje ne trebaat
gjavol da te zeme
zrno da te frkne
ogno da te izgori
tikva stambolska-pumkin from stambol city
da ti ebam glavata budalska
ti go krstish toj prdi
Hey, we forgot “se kacila voska na roska” - the flee stood up on the podium
What about? Ach, le le Popo rodi tele.
Mi igra levo oko, ne e na arno-My left eye is dancing, it’s not for good.
“Brat za brat - sirene za pari” —- “Brother for brother- cheese for money”
Streiken da tie rodendeno, da zemish Zena shto ke ti rodi deca…Happy Birthday, May you get a lady that will give birth to ur children!
Let alone the bad english translations, but you people have BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD macedonian language as well.
Learn it first!
na lice mesto…On the face of the place
imam mn ama sega ne mit teknuva.
magla, fati mi se za glaa… fog, grab my head (as in head of the penis)
ke ti pomini ko na kuce… you will heel like a dog
macki da te drapaat… may cats scratch you
da daj gospod bel den da ne vidis… may god never let you see another white day
gas otvoren… open ass (as in greedy)
da ti gi ebam usite gluvii… i will fuck your deaf ears
ko krava da te ima lizano… you look like a cow has licked you ( if you have sleeked back hair)
so si takov ko ez…. why are you like an echidna (for spikey hair)
koga te prasaat kaj ojs (za mas) ” na mocajne, da ne sakas da dojs da mi go drzis”… when asked where your going (for males) “for a piss, do you want to come hold it)
ko na drvo da mu zboras… its like your talking to wood
i dve najubaj gatanki so imam jas smisleno “kure na tato, pice na mama” i “sakam pice i rakice”
and two mad sayings i came up with “fathers penis, mothers vagina” and “i like vaginas and grapa (popular macedonian alcoholic beverage)
pozdrav i se najubo moj makedonski braka i sestri
DA ZIVEE MAKEONIJA
SMRT ZA GRCITE
dosta drobi - stop chopping
Man people can tell your like 3rd or 4th generation Macedonians. You dont know how to properly say a phrase or even spell it. Ask your parents or grandparents how to say things then come and post it here. Selanci! LOL
vie prvo treba da naucite makedonski kako da pisuvate i zboruvate pa posle da kazete sto mislite za mak jazik i zborovite sto gi upotrebuvame.Ocigledno e deka vie toa nekade ste go slusnale a ni samite neznaete sto znaci pa sega ste izlegle tuka pa se pravite pametni pa preveduvate a na kogo preveduvate na tie sto znaat makedonsji poubavo od vas.hahahahaha NAUCITE DA PISUVATE MAKEDONSKI PA POSLE PREVEDUVAJTE !!!
Kika: Learn how to use the English language properly and how to spell while you’re at it.
Caci: Sto tropas i ti?! Nemas pravo da vregjas kako zelen. Ti dan si nekoj skoluvan od grad negde pa ke se prcis tuka? Ne znaese ni “Makedonski” da go napises kako sto treba, tokmak eden.
I dali razbirate zosto se vika ovoj del “Bad Translations”? Zatoa sto se smesni, sto ne znacat istoto (humoristicki) na Angliski kako sto znacat na Makedonski!
A vie sto kritikuvate, ako ste tolku skoluvani po literatura i Makedonski jazik, odete i stanete profesori na fakultet.
Tuka na Maklink ima clenovi od razni mesta na Makedonija: sever, zapad, istok i jug. Da vi tresnam nesto po Kumanovski, sigurno ke zamislite po Srpski zboruvam! lol
Citajte i videte prvo sto se desava na forumot, pa posle otvorete si gi prpeleskite! :-/